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SURVIVING THE RAINY SEASON

June 27, 2019

Hey faves (pineapple squad just as you thought), it’s almost the end of June and the cloud has decided to give us endless showers. I wasn’t so good in Agricultural science, don’t judge me for only finding out we’re in the rainy season just yesterday. I thought it rained a lot in January and we were wondering who in the skies it is we offended. If you’re not having it with this weather, here’s my guide on how to survive because on my end,I barely notice the rain. You’d thank me later….. or not 

SIDE STORY: why didn’t anyone tell me that fermented (food wey don dy some 2 days) fufu/akpu is stronger than any vodka? The battle not to sleep off is strong 😭😭

I’m super grateful I’m not in school right now because with this weather, anything the lecturer is saying just might be sounding like sweet lullaby to me. To everyone waking up by 5am to either get ready for work or school, the Lord shall forever be your backbone and your muscle.

So here’s to nothing, 4 ways to survive this weather;

1. CUDDLE ANYTHING & EVERYTHING; If you don’t have a man/babe to cuddle up with in this weather to avoid trending on the internet for cheating, just secure a comfy pillow or a teddy bear. This is cuddles season and I won’t tell you sorry when you’re every on the online with captions like “local man beaten up for holding another person’s lover, blames it on the weather”. Be a child of God like me and hold your pillow.

2. YOUR ALARM SHOULD BE ON THE LOUDEST RING; If you’re a heavy sleeper, just ignore this second one because even if your alarm is connected to a dj’s wheel and he’s constantly spinning in your ears, with this cold, the warmth of your bed won’t let you hear a thing. To people like me, put your alarm a volume higher to avoid waking up with regrets and this definitely is not the weather to do “snooze or let me just sleep for 2 more minutes” 3. AVOID WHITES AND ALWAYS HAVE A TINY TOWELS; Imagine dressing all fine, with your fancy white shirt or gown and then you step out of your car/keke/bike and just to probably put something in your bag, a mad driver decides to splash water on you with their car tyre. If you have a black cloth or a dark colored cloth, just clean with your tiny towel and say “not today Satan” to the person. If it’s white you’re sadly wearing, I’m sorry in advance.

4. BECOME FRIENDS WITH THE CORN WOMAN IN YOUR AREA; You thought I’d give all these tips and not mention corn? It’s a win win for you if you have a woman around your house or office place that sells corn. This tip is for next year, before rainy season, probably the woman would be selling just roasted plantain, that’s the right time to start famzing her unless you don’t want extra pear when it’s corn season. Don’t say I didn’t do anything for you. Or maybe when you’re passing in the morning, hail her with the “ah customer, this your corn go make sense for evening oo, keep better one for me” don’t forget to come here and give your testimony. Meanwhile, I started doing videos on my Instagram and here is the link https://www.instagram.com/tv/BzLN-pZgKsd/?igshid=1cq5z4s2kl7f8 it’s a cringe worthy video but who cares 😂

When I was doing key words earlier this year 20-nineteen!!!! I forgot to add that we should put ourselves out there, people are securing the bag from their talents and we’ve been sleeping on ours since forever. 

How are you surviving the weather? Any tip you’d want to share? The comment section is all yours.

So here’s to more contents on the blog and Instagram. Thank you for reading this far.

xoxo

WNG🍍

Lynda

Hi, faves! I’m Ndubuaku Lynda, a blogger, content creator and storyteller. I’m also a freelance writer. I also inspire millennials through my blog show. There are different categories on the blog. Get comfortable! Need to reach me? Send an email to ndubuakulynda@gmail.com or a dm to @whitenigeriangirl on IG

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